Karkat x Reader ||Revenge will be sweet||

(( note: Sorry this is my first story. Ever. I have always been a reader, never a writer, except you know when school enslaves you into writing paragraphs. Anyways. Goodluck reader-chan (you) I'm about to suck you into the depths of my brain. =.=
May the force be with you! ))

  You never thought you would ever find yourself here. Alone in a room with a troll. Especially a male one. Let's just say you regret not listening to Kankri's warning. You do NOT mess around with Karkat Vantas. Ever. Especially with his blanket.

   >> Rewind and press play <<

 You have been stuck on Alternia for a couple of months now and it wasn't the WORST place in the world, but it sure wasn't home. Atleast it didnt feel like that yet. You have been staying with the Vantas family for a couple of days. Kankri lectu- gave you a super friendly talk about living with him and karkat. That talk was so long that you only remember a few lines
"So please remember to clean after yourself and not to trigger anyone. Especially karkat. Is this understood (f/n)? " You blinked a couple of times before nodding. Hoping he wouldn't have noticed you zoning in and out of your thoughts.  Kankri simply smiled and nodded, "very well, do you have any questions (f/n)"
 Without a thought you asked simply what was in your head "what kind of triggers does karkat have..?" You suppressed a smirk, hoping the older vantas would give you some of his weaknesses so you could use them against karkat. You didn't hate him, even though all he mostly was yell at you calling you foul names and claiming how annoying you were to him. You actually liked that how didn't bite his tongue at all.
 Kankri raised an eye brow, mentally deciding whether or not to tell you. You caught his indecision and merely persuaded him, "Oh no, I just dont want to trigger him in anyway, so if I know what triggers him, I can just avoid them." Looking at him you gave him the most innocent smile you could, so innocent that if dogs could talk they would've said 'awwwe'.
 He smiled and noted you were only going to use it as an example of what not to do, "very well (f/n) I don't usually tell anyone due it could be used against him, but noting that are living with us, triggers for karkat are limited but may include personal space invasion, touching his husktop, eating his popcorn, misplacing his romcoms, and last but least, touching his black blanket."
 Smiling widely you nodded,"thank you very much, kankri." With that kankri nodded and left the room. Being alone in the living you, you did what any sane person would do when receiving valuable blackmailing information, you laughed like a maniac, rubbing your hands together,
 "HEY (f/n) STOP YOUR STUPID FUCKEN LAUGHTER, IM TRYING TO FUCKEN WATCH MY MOVIE YOU NOOKSNIFFER!" Karkat yelled angrily from the room next door. "Oh we will see about that my darling. .we'll see." Quietly whispering and smirking "DID YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU STUPID BULDGELICKER!?" "NO KARKAT! I DIDN'T AND EVEN IF I DID I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT TO YOUR IDIOTIC STUBBORNED ASS!!" You yelled back, sighing. Sometimes you wished he would ease with the words. But hopefully you'll be able to teach him a lesson. You slowly and quietly walked to karkats bedroom, peeking through the door that was slightly opened, finding karkat laying down with his black furry blanket in between his arms.

   >> nubby horn troll <<

 You weren't all that excited about having (f/n) living in your hive. She was human. Weird shit ALWAYS happens around them. You sighed and grumbled stupid insults under your breath as soon as you heard her response.  Refocusing your attention back to the movie 'The Proposal'. "YOU STUPID ASSHAT! HES FALLING FOR YOU!! YOU CAN'T UP AND FUCKEN LEAVE AT THE LAST MOMENT! ITS RIDICULOUS! JUST FUCKEN MARRY HIM BEFORE YOU'RE DEPORTED BACK YOU DAMN BLACKMAILING WITCH!" You yelled as loud as you could to your screen, hugging your blanket as close as you could. Your weakness, the only thing that could ever comfort you after a long shitty day. It meant so much to you,  that you would wash it separately so it would remain soft and well taken care off. You has your guard lowered, until you hear a giggle, you suddenly become stiff, twisting your head as fast as you could towards you door, you saw her. (F/n).She has been there for who knows how fucken long. Worst of all she saw you with your blank,  she giggled before running to her room at full speed before you could even tell her off. You growled as you immediately picked yourself off to chase after her, seeing her door closed you banged on it rapidly, "OPEN THE FUCKEN DOOR YOU NOOKSNIFFER! FUCKEN OPEN IT ALREADY!!"

>> Giggling girl <<
 You heart pounded loudly inside your chest, you couldn't believe what you just saw, the famous karkat vantas looking vulnerable as fuck. Man that blanket must mean alot to him. Which means I have to fuck with it now. I just have to! Feeling the door being pounded into, you quickly respond, "what is it karkat?" You heard him growl from the other side "OPEN.THE.FUCKEN.DOOR.NOW!!!!" Feeling your heartbeat calm down you simply inhaled before responding back, there was no way you were gonna open it, "listen karkat, im uh...naked...yeah!" Immedately you heard him coughly loudly as he slowly stopped banging on your door, "And unless you wanna see my twins you better back the off my door before I tell Kankri to give you a super friendly talk about human anatomy!  Trust me! He will!"
"FINE! I'LL FUCKEN GET YOU WHEN YOU GET OUT! I SWEAR!" He yelled before stomping away. You giggled as you slid down and started formulating a plan. Nobody talks to you like that! Nobody!

<part 2 will be written later..I guess..dont know yet..>

Credit goes to Hussie
Karkat belongs to hussie
You belong to yourself
I belong in a damn coffin.
I need help. Someone murder me I am so new to this..its not even funny ;-;